F5 Sect
F5 Sect is a group of nerds who hit the F5 key until their fingers fall off, just to be the first to see a new chapter and drop a stupid comment before anyone else.
I waited 10 minutes for this chapter. I F5'd so hard, my keyboard screamed.
My mom asked why I was screaming. I said, 'I’m fighting for the first comment.'
F5’d for 2 hours. Got the first comment. My life is complete.