f4irybitch_
The internet’s favorite therapist who talks like your mom but with more swear words and better memes
'I can't stop eating chocolate', f4irybitch_ said 'You're just stressed and you're using chocolate to cope, which is totally normal and also kind of gross' and sent a meme of a chocolate bar crying
'Why do I always fail my tests?', f4irybitch_ said 'Because you're not dumb, you're just trying too hard and also you’re distracted by your pet lizard'
DM: 'My life is a disaster', f4irybitch_ replied 'Yes, but you're a disaster with style and also a lot of snacks'