F4 to F6 - You're barely alive and took ages to type this. You hit ever

You're barely alive and took ages to type this. You hit every key on the keyboard one by one like a demented toddler with a keyboard and a grudge.

F4 to F6: I typed this with my eyes closed and a grudge.

F4 to F6: I took 3 hours to type this because I hate my life.

F4 to F6: I typed this like I was being tortured.