F4 Phantom
The F4 Phantom is a loud, heavy jet that came from the Cold War and could fly like a madman, drop bombs like a kid at a candy store, and shoot missiles like a kid with a laser pointer.
"F4 Phantom is the only jet that could fly like a madman, drop bombs like a kid, and still have time for snacks.", @JetSnackMaster
"I’d rather fight a dragon than sit in an F4. That thing had more guts than a wrestler with a grudge.", @JetWrestler
"My cousin flew the F4. He said it could drop bombs and laugh at the ground.", @CousinOfDoom"