F2p 4 lyfe - A way of life that means you're broke, lazy, and still manag

A way of life that means you're broke, lazy, and still manage to be a total disaster.

I'm living the F2P 4 lyfe because I'm broke, lazy, and my life is a disaster.

My friend is living the F2P 4 lyfe because he can't even afford a cup of coffee.

I'm living the F2P 4 lyfe because I'm too lazy to get a job and too broke to care.