F2k
F to kick is when you press F and kick whatever you're mad at. If it doesn't move, you kick it harder. It's like you're giving it a standing ovation for being annoying.
I F'd my brother because he took my last cookie. He screamed and I got a snack.
I F'd my math homework. It didn't help but I felt better.
I F'd my friend's pet goldfish. It floated away and I got a laugh.