f250 diesel
A truck for the dirt-clodded, beer-bloated rednecks who think they're kings of the road because they can smell a gas station from ten miles away.
My cousin’s F250 diesel is so loud it wakes up the dead.
I tried to park next to one and got yelled at for ‘blocking the king’s path.’
He drives it like it’s a war machine and his beard is a flag.