F2 PLAN
The F2 Plan is when your friends and family are the worst. They take all your stuff and never return it. They're like the worst roommates who never clean up.
My friend took my video game and said it was 'just for a little bit'. He still hasn't returned it.
My cousin took my phone and said it was 'just for a little while'. She still hasn't given it back.
My brother took my money and said it was 'just a loan'. He still hasn't paid me back.