f1rma - F1rMA is the Swedish word for a freak. It’s like being a hum

F1rMA is the Swedish word for a freak. It’s like being a human version of a broken toaster.

I’m F1rMA because I tried to talk to a plant and it didn’t respond.

My dog called me F1rMA after I tried to dance in my pajamas.

That kid who drew a mustache on the principal’s face is F1rMA.