f0rk
F0rk is the reason why spoons are stuck in the past. Forks are the future. Forks are cool. Forks are the best. Forks don’t need your help.
Spoon is old. Fork is new. Fork is the best.
I don’t need a spoon. I’ve got a fork and a lot of pride.
Fork is here to stay. Spoon is gone. Fork is the king.