F0ILer
The king of FOILing, everyone else is just peasants who can't multiply binomials without crying
My math teacher called me the FOILer. I didn't ask for the crown, I just took it.
I FOILed that equation so fast, the teacher screamed, 'That's not math, that's magic!'
I'm the FOILer. You're just a guy who forgot to distribute the negative sign.