f00p4n4yl
A f00p4n4yl is a fupa with nails. It’s a pain in the ass, especially when it rips your shirt and you look like a fool.
My f00p4n4yl ripped my shirt during a Zoom call. My boss thought I was having a meltdown.
I tried to brush my f00p4n4yl, but it just got angrier and clawed my pants.
My f00p4n4yl got caught in my backpack and I had to walk like a crab for three blocks.