F-Zero
F-Zero is a SNES game with fake 3D graphics and no multiplayer. It had cool characters like Captain Falcon, but it was a pain in the ass for anyone who wanted to race with friends.
My friend tried to play F-Zero with me and said, 'This game is so bad, it’s like eating expired pizza.'
I played F-Zero and thought it was amazing until my brother came in and said, 'This game is the worst.'
I told my mom F-Zero is better than her cooking. She said, 'That’s not true, I cook like a pro.'