F-Zero
F-Zero is a hover-car that goes faster than your mom's nagging. It was made by rich guys to keep people happy, but then it got dangerous and everyone was mad.
My little brother said F-Zero is real and he's gonna ride one someday. I told him he's gonna die.
My friend's dad said F-Zero is the best thing since sliced bread. I said sliced bread is better.
My teacher said F-Zero should be a sport. I said no, it should be a punishment.