f utarted - when your friend is so f*cking dumb it's like they were hit

when your friend is so f*cking dumb it's like they were hit by a truck full of nonsense

My brother tried to build a treehouse with a spoon. F utarted.

My dad thought the moon was a cheese sandwich. F utarted.

My sister tried to write a letter and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'. F utarted.