f-unlucky

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A mix of 'fucking' and 'unlucky' that you yell at someone who just got hit by a bus while walking to the store.

You: 'You're f-unlucky, man! You got hit by a bus while walking to the store!'

Friend: 'I was f-unlucky. I spilled my coffee on my shirt, my phone died, and I got a flat tire all at once.'

Mom: 'You're f-unlucky, I just saw a raccoon eat your sandwich.'

When you're so unlucky it feels like the universe is out to get you, but you still got decent skills.

'I was f-unlucky, I got kicked out of my house and my dog ran away.'

Bro: 'I was f-unlucky, I got a bad grade on my math test and my pants fell down.'

Teacher: 'You're f-unlucky, you tripped over your own feet and spilled your juice.'

A word you use when someone is so unlucky it's like the universe is mad at them, but they're still cool.

'You're f-unlucky, I just saw your cat fall into a toilet.'

Friend: 'I'm f-unlucky, I got locked out of my house and my keys are in my dog's stomach.'

Sis: 'You're f-unlucky, your lunch got stolen by a squirrel.'