F-ton
A measurement so big it’s like trying to hold a mountain in your hands. If you’re lucky, you can carry it. If you’re not, you’re gonna regret it.
He brought a F-ton of pizza to the party and we all got food coma.
My dad tried to carry a F-ton of bricks and his back broke.
That F-ton of popcorn is gonna cost me a fortune in dental bills.