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The guy who started it all. He's got a huge belly, huge calves, and no filter. He doesn't care if you're mad at him. He'll just cuddle you and say he loves you anyway.
"You're not mad at me, you're just mad at life."
He sent me a DM saying, "I know you're mad, but I still love you."
He walked into the room with a belly like a donut and a smile like a saint.