F Middy
You're the man. The only person who can make a Monday feel like a party. Girls love you like you're the last donut in the box.
You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got stuck with the broken donut.
You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got ignored by the whole class.
You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got left out of the group chat.