F Middy
You're the best. The only person who can make a pizza look like a masterpiece. Girls fight over you like you're the last slice.
You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got stuck with the cold pizza.
You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got dumped by your friend.
You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got laughed at in class.