F in their grade
A F in your grade is the best thing ever. It means you got a F, and that’s the only way your parents will buy you ice cream. They’ll probably yell at you, but it’s worth it.
My mom said I failed math. I said I got a F. She gave me ice cream and a warning.
Got a F on my report card. My dad said I was a failure. I said I was a genius. He gave me ice cream.
Teacher said I failed. I told her I got a F. She gave me ice cream and said I was a menace.