f David
A fake police report someone makes when they call the cops on their kid's mom, but then back out because they don't want her arrested, and they don't want to deal with the kid.
'I called the cops, but now I have to take care of the kid? F DAVID!'
He called the cops on his ex, but then said 'F DAVID!' when he realized he'd have to watch the kid.
She filed a report, then said 'F DAVID!' when she realized she’d have to pick up the kid from school.