F-Choied - Blowing your load too early and ending up with a huge mess.

Blowing your load too early and ending up with a huge mess. It’s like you got a D in life and you’re screaming about it.

I texted my crush before I even said hi in class. Now I’m stuck with a reputation as a total idiot.

I yelled at the teacher before she even said ‘test’ and now I have to sit through the whole thing.

I tried to flex before my gym class even started and got laughed at for 20 minutes.