F-Body
The ugly, fat, round cars from the 90s. They’re like a pizza that didn’t turn out right. People who drive them think they’re tough, but they’re just loud and confused.
My neighbor’s Firebird sounds like a rock band threw up in a trash can.
I saw a guy in a Camaro try to do a donut in a grocery store.
My friend’s V6 Camaro is faster than my brain on a Monday.