f and g - A cigar. But not just any cigar. It’s the British way of say

A cigar. But not just any cigar. It’s the British way of saying ‘I’m about to smoke this bad boy and I’m not afraid of anyone.’

My uncle said he was going to light his f and g

The guy at the bar had a f and g like it was a medal

My dad called his cigar f and g and it smelled like a dead cat