f-15
The F-15 is what old guys say they are when they’re trying to impress girls online but they’re just sad, fat, and confused.
My uncle said he’s an F-15 to a girl he met online, and she blocked him after 30 seconds.
My brother tried to be an F-15 in a chatroom and got called a ‘cringe legend’.
My cousin said he’s an F-15 and now he’s stuck talking to a guy who still uses MSN.