'My friends were E. Y. T. Y. K, they said they liked me, but they laughed at me when I tripped in front of the whole school.'

'My crush was E. Y. T. Y. K, he said he liked me, but he just wanted my phone number to text his ex.'

'My teacher was E. Y. T. Y. K, she said I was a good student, but she gave me a zero for drawing a dragon on my math test.'