E.T. Swag
A guy so dumb he thinks his lips are a fashion statement and not a curse from God.
My brother’s an E. T. Swag. He wore lipstick to school and got in trouble.
That kid in my class is an E. T. Swag. He said his lips were 'on fire' and kept smooching the ceiling.
My mom called my dad an E. T. Swag because he kissed the fridge and left a lip print on it.