E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)
The amount of time you have before you leak like a broken pipe.
My E. P. T. is 1 minute. I'm leaking like a broken pipe and I'm ashamed.
I have 5 minutes left on my E. P. T. I'm trying not to leak on the bus.
My E. P. T. is 3 minutes. I'm leaking like I'm on a mission.