E.O.A.F.
E. O. A. F. is when every person gets a turn to be the loudest, smelliest ass-fucker.
My mom used E. O. A. F. when my brother and I both tried to blame the dog for eating my homework.
At the party, E. O. A. F. was the rule when we all started fighting over the last slice of pizza.
My cousin screamed E. O. A. F. when my uncle took the last piece of cake.