E.O.A.F.
E. O. A. F. is like a fair for ass-fuckers, and everyone gets a turn.
My friend said E. O. A. F. when we all had to share the same dirty sock in gym class.
My brother used E. O. A. F. when we all got in trouble for eating the teacher’s lunch.
My neighbor yelled E. O. A. F. when my dog dug up his garden.