EBGG - Gamers who play so early they’re still half-asleep and half-

Gamers who play so early they’re still half-asleep and half-dead, but still manage to rage-quit like they’ve been doing it for years.

'I logged in at 2 a. m. and lost to a kid who just woke up.'

'EBGG is the only thing keeping me from becoming a zombie.'

'They’re so early, they’re practically time travelers.'