ebere
A guy from a very old story who was so annoying he didn't even get confused when the tower got destroyed. He was also the ancestor of Abraham, which is probably why he's still remembered today.
'Eber was so annoying he got to keep the original language and everyone else got confused.'
'He was so important he was the ancestor of Abraham, which is like being the godfather of a king.'
'He didn't help build the tower and got to keep the language, which sounds like a really good deal.'