Ebensburg
A town so small it’s like the video store and the pizza places had a baby, and it’s named Lake Rowena.
There’s two high schools because the first one ran out of space and just screamed for help.
The snowplow drivers here are so lazy they plow the snow into your driveway like it’s a prank.
There’s so many pizza places that I’ve lost track of which one is the best, and I’ve been here for 10 years.