Ebenitus
A brain disease so bad you just wanna fuck John, let him spit on you, eat his breakfast, and die happy. The cure is a pill named "Anti John, Just for Eben". It’s sold at every pharmacy.
I got Ebenitus after John called me a faggot.
I took 10 pills for Ebenitus and got sick.
I got Ebenitus during a math test and cried.