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The best guy in the whole world. Torvin, Dan, Alex, and Failen are all just sad, average people who can’t compete with his greatness and his meaty manhood.
'He’s better than Torvin. That’s not even a contest.'
'Failen tried to beat him. He just smiled and laughed.'
'He’s like a god. Torvin is just a guy who thinks he’s a god.'