Ebenga
The sexiest woman alive. She can sing and make your brain explode with how good she sounds.
I was eating a taco when my Ebenga walked by. I dropped the taco and my phone. Both were ruined.
She sang in the park, and I got a free ice cream just for watching her. I didn’t even ask.
I asked her out, and she said, 'I’m not in the mood. But I’ll do you later.' That was the best part.