Ebenezer's scrooge
When you yank out your pubes and shove them down your lover's throat like a greasy burger, or stick them to their face like a bad tattoo.
I told my girlfriend I was bringing dinner, it was just my pubes and a napkin.
My boyfriend tried to eat my pubes and now he's got a beard made of hair.
I glued my ex's pubes to her forehead and called it a modern art project.