Eben
Eben is a cool guy who plays sports like a champ. He’s got the looks, the moves, and the confidence to back it up. People think he’s Even or Evan, but they’re just jealous.
"Eben just beat me in basketball. He said, 'You’re lucky I’m nice.'"
"He asked me out, and I said no. He said, 'You’ll regret it.'"
"He texted me: 'Even or Evan? I’m Eben. You’re just confused.'"