ebelia
The most perfect Mexican mom ever, but she’ll rip your soul out if you mess up. She’s like a saint, but with a swear word for every sin.
I spilled soup on her dress. She said, 'You’re gonna pay for that with your firstborn.'
She gave me a hug, but I know she’s keeping track of my sins.
I messed up her recipe. She said, 'I’ll make you eat dirt for a week.'