ebehitale
A skinny, sarcastic local who thinks they’re the most important person in the world. They use lip gloss that looks like it was stolen from a dumpster and bring pennies to the bank like it’s a daily ritual. They swear they’ll be thicc someday, even though it’s a lie.
‘I’m not poor, I’m just not in my prime yet.’
‘I brought 10 pennies today. That’s 10 steps to my thicc transformation.’
‘This lip gloss is my crown, and it’s still falling apart.’