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A sarcastic local who thinks they’re the most important person in the city. They use lip gloss that looks like it was stolen from a discount bin and act like they’re rich just because they deposit pennies.
‘I’m not poor, I’m just in training for greatness.’
‘I bring pennies to the bank. It’s a daily workout.’
‘You’re just jealous I haven’t hit my thicc phase yet.’
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