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A local who talks like they’re on a soap opera and thinks they’re the main character. They use bad lip gloss and bring pennies to the bank like it’s a sacred act. They’re super skinny and swear they’ll be a goddess someday, even though it’s not happening.
‘I’m not thin, I’m just in training for my thicc destiny.’
‘I dropped 7 pennies in the bank. That’s 7 steps closer to greatness.’
‘This lip gloss is my only friend, and it’s still trash.’