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A fat old Mexican grandma who thinks she’s the boss of everyone. She cooks like a champ but can’t grow a single plant to save her life.
She told me she’s gonna cook me a whole meal if I don’t clean my room. I’m scared.
She’s got a big ass and a dead plant. That’s a combo I can’t beat.
She drinks filtered water like it’s the last drop on Earth and still can’t grow a cactus.