Ebeau
A mystery guy who looks like he’s been dropped from the sky and has the charm of a used car salesman. He’s the guy who dates girls just to keep them from leaving him.
'I’m not a mystery man, I’m just hard to figure out.', Ebeau, after being called out for being vague.
'She’s been with me for two years and still doesn’t get me.', Ebeau, trying to sound cool.
'I don’t date people, I date people who won’t leave me.', Ebeau, being dramatic.