Ebeau
A 6'5" bald man who lives in a confessional booth and yaps about his feelings like they’re a full-time job. He dates girls for years just so he doesn’t have to admit he’s still a virgin.
'I just needed to talk about my feelings. I’m not even sure what I’m feeling.', Ebeau, during a 20-minute confessional rant.
'I’ve been dating her for three years. She still won’t sleep with me.', Ebeau, explaining his life choices to a random contestant.
'I’m not a virgin, I’m just selective.', Ebeau, trying to save face after being called out.