Ebbon
Ebbon is a guy who’s got a heart like a goldfish, a brain like a joke machine, and a face that turns heads. He’d take a bullet for his friends and would probably cry over a bad movie.
Ebbon took a bullet for me and then sent me a text that said, ‘You’re welcome, but you owe me a burger.’
He cried during a movie and then made a joke so bad it made the whole theater laugh.
He told the guy who tried to rob him, ‘I’ll let you go if you promise to be my backup singer.’