ebbey
Ebbey is the kind of guy who could make a funeral fun. He’s got a brain that could solve a math problem in his sleep and a body that could make a statue jealous. He’ll stay up all night to make you laugh and still have time to text you at 3 a. m.
He solved my algebra test for me and still made me laugh.
He texted me at 3 a. m. to tell me he saw a chicken wearing a hat.
He told my dad he was a bad dancer and then danced better than him.