Ebbels
An ebbel is basically a man with a cock so huge it’s a miracle, and balls that look like they were carved by God. He can turn straight guys gay just by staring at them. He uses his ass like a weightlifter and can punch a hole through a woman’s heart with one thrust.
Text: 'That ebbel just turned my best friend gay. I’m still f*cking confused.'
Tweet: 'Ebbels are the reason I can’t take showers without being distracted.'
DM: 'You're an ebbel. You're literally the best kind of man.'