Ebbako
Ebbako is the rare human who thinks they're God’s favorite. They're smart, they're kind, and they're never giving up. If you cross them, you'll wish you were never born.
Ebbako stayed up all night to fix my broken phone. I didn't even ask.
I called Ebbako a dummy. He texted me a 20-page essay on why I was wrong.
Ebbako started a fight with a robot at the mall. He won.